I should write in a scholarly journal.

The article will be titled,

"The Effect of Women's Relationship Status with Respect to Connections with John Muniz."

I'm 0-5 with my theory of women. Well, 5-0 depending on how you look at it. Hell. make it 6-0 just to make the numbers look higher. And if I want it to be more general of a case, 7-0. I'll call it Munizian Theory, actually...7-0...Muniz's Law of Relationship Equilibria.

The Muniz Effect.

I'm gonna be rich

I think I'm really gonna buy this shirt.