Figure a.
I have decided to compile a list. If you have not yet guessed it, yes it will be of things that annoy me in a very special way. The kind of annoyances that make you facepalm. If you do not know what that means, please refer to Figure a (for further reading please see Figure b). This list will be in no particular order, and will hopefully be updated as time proceeds and I can recollect my thoughts.
- People who don't use enough normal English. (Including slang, hype words, and cutesy words ending in -y, -ey, and/or -ly, also -ers or -erz)
- Learning a truth you didn't want to hear.
- Use of Internet slang/lingo/meme improperly in real life.
- Ignorance, straight ignorance.
- Tweets/updates about bodily functions ... Are you trying to dissuade skeptics of your humanity? Stop it.
Figure b.
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